I try to avoid text posts, but I find this amusing- so I will share.
When I discuss commissions, the conversation sometimes ends up sounding like an illegal transaction:
Client: hey, I hear you do commissions.
me: yeah, you seen my prices?
Client: yeah, $30 for a bust?
me: CHIBI bust. if that’s what you lookin’ for. can you transfer funds through paypal?
me: then I’m your gal.